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Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Welcome to MLIP
Hey everyone, we know how casual all you skiers are out there, so we want to hear about how pro you are. Click the on the comments to view how pro everyone else is and post a story about something pro you did.
saw a hot girl on the lift today, thought she would totally dig me if i 180'd and skied switch right under her. wasn't watching where i was going and slammed into her 4 year old brother. MLIP
when i got home from the ski swap, i went to my room and put on all my hood gear, put on my used boots, clipped into my skis and checked myself out in the mirror while i imagined stomping a switch double ten..MLIP
i was porkin this slut from break, we both fit into my tall t..dont worry, i pulled out...then shotgunned a redbull and spit it in her face when i realized it was sugar free mlip
wanted to go skiing today but couldn't pay for gas to get to key..so I surfed newschoolers all day instead..pretty casual. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI wish I was a PRO.
ReplyDeleteStomped my first double ever.
ReplyDeleteKangaroo flip.
I'm a mogul skier.
PRO x10
was thinking about getting a pass to perg in durango, but the park here's SHIT so i stomped it on gnarshmallow..
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did a 360 heel clicker on my feet today whatever. MLIP
ReplyDeletesoo i decided i wanted to go skiing, realized i didn't have a pass. so i decided to do a little parkour for a little (13 hours). pretty casual.
ReplyDeletesaw a hot girl on the lift today, thought she would totally dig me if i 180'd and skied switch right under her. wasn't watching where i was going and slammed into her 4 year old brother. MLIP
ReplyDeleteDrifted with a sled
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Got a new pair of skis. Edges were sharp so I used my Mom's wedding ring to shave 'em down. IDGAF. MLIP.
ReplyDeletei just wore my XXXXXL ignant vest to school. My life is pro
ReplyDeleteI just chugged a handle of jack daniels and did a backflip of a 40 footer. MLIP
ReplyDeleteFound chads gap. MLIP
ReplyDeletei shotgun redbull
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wash cold hang dry,
ReplyDeleteor just don't wash at all fucking pussies
MLIP
a week ago my mom got pissed cause i was strechin my t's in the shower. I havent been home since
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i was seshin this slut from breck and afterbanged on her face
ReplyDeletethen shotgunned a redbull
MLIFP
i smoke 100% cheeto and chug for life
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Stole some stuff from city market today and didn't feel bad, because pro's get stuff for free. MLIP.
ReplyDeletetoday i was blazin a set on the chairlift with my boyz and i leaned over and spit on a tourist. fuckem
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iv got a macbook pro
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Patrol on Tele's with my dog - it's SICK!
ReplyDeleteToday i was trying to straight air a roller jump, i accidentally over rotated and did an 1800. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI ate the bread at Bumps. MLIP
ReplyDeletewhen i got home from the ski swap, i went to my room and put on all my hood gear, put on my used boots, clipped into my skis and checked myself out in the mirror while i imagined stomping a switch double ten..MLIP
ReplyDeleteMy Mac Book Pro is my Go Pro.
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i do grabs on the way up the lift, MLIP
ReplyDeletei listen to hyphy bay area remix when i carve groomers switch
ReplyDeletei worked at a mountain restaurant and gave away tons of food to my probros then quit and took a dump on my boss's desk
ReplyDeletewhen i get cups on noodle i drink all the flavor water when im done...then eat the styrofoam
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i dream about throwin down and wake yself up cause i was afterbandingin my bed, with a HUGE boner
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^^that kid sounds like a retard
ReplyDeletei watch ski porn still
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im Todd Wallnuts
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i met this blonde girl, she wants it. so i told her about one of my bro's. Then i fucked her sister.
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some people say chuck norris is a pro. oh wait he is.. HLIP
ReplyDeleteThe last time i went to wendy's i asked for a quad stack. they instantly made me manager. MLIP
ReplyDeletetoday i got complemented on my fade hawk. I'm bald. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI told my boss I couldnt make it into work today. I saw him on the mountain later, we fist bumped. MLIP
ReplyDeleteWe got up at 1 to sesh some urbans, we spent all day finding the rail and then starting hitting it at 5:30 as the sun went down. OLIP
ReplyDeleteSome people call it a boner box. but i hate justin timberlake, so i avoid that shit. MLIP
ReplyDeleteToday I hit a tourist. MLIP
ReplyDeleteToday i got my pass pulled.... I was borrowing a friends. MLIP
ReplyDeletei peed in the woods while ski patrol watched. MLIP
ReplyDeletesome kid told me the rail was sticky, so i punched him in the face and hit it anyway. MLIP
ReplyDeletemy parents told me i couldnt ski. I have killed 4 people since. DONT FUCK WITH ME. DFWM
ReplyDeletei was at mcdonald's and saw nick m takin a piss MLIP
ReplyDeletei hate greg boyle...mlip
ReplyDeletei photoshopped my face over a pro pass so i could get free redbull at the xgames...i was competing in the xgames that year
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MLIP
i wrote fuck the police across a patrol shack "fuck th3 p0lic3"
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Hit the blunt (HTB FOO!)and then ripped it up with some madd switch pizza... MLIP
ReplyDeletewhenever im not stompin shit in the park im hand planting every fuckin landing i see
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i downed a bottle of goose and was throwin whiskey flips, it's called a goose flip now!!
ReplyDelete^^^nice joke douche bag
ReplyDeleteMy computer is a gateway and it sucks....so not pro. MLIP
ReplyDeletemy girlfriend just broke up with me... i was kinda pissed so i went and got with her bestfriend and yelled PROOOO when i finished
ReplyDeletei lay my macpro on its back while i shit and update my status....PROOOOOOOOOO
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i was porkin this slut from break, we both fit into my tall t..dont worry, i pulled out...then shotgunned a redbull and spit it in her face when i realized it was sugar free
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i can do a pro and arrow grab it's pretty pro. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI have Bobby's #. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI had my parents call me in sick so i could go skiing. I saw my math teacher up there and we rock locked... it was pro.
ReplyDeletei went up and sprayed a class of beginners and after banged away, then id a double 12. fuckin BLAZED
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MLIP
i threw the fattest sausage d9 to the robot unicorn attack song playing.
ReplyDeletei pressed z and all my dreams came true <3
MLIP
Only had one shot so I plugged instead of chugging- MLIP
ReplyDeleteThe other day i only had two shots of SoCO. I wanted to get fucked up so i butt chugged and afterbanged. WHATUP bItches!!??
ReplyDeletei eat raisinbrand..CRUNCH
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Busted a iron cross straight air.... on my tele's... Pro move
ReplyDeleteJust Seshed.
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sucked kyle's weiner.
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i afterbang when i get out of bed in the morning.
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