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Friday, December 10, 2010
MLIP Post 2
Thanks to everyone for the great posts.. were upgrading to include pro skating, snowboarding, surfing, and hit us up if you have any other ideas of PROOs..feel free to check out the MLIP skiing below we kept it to 69 comments.. pretty casual... we will start it off with a great one sent to the email.. stay pro
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Today i did a kangaroo while i was on acid and a cougar attacked me in the air. so i ate it. MLIP. motherfucker
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Ski patrol told me not to ski out of bounds. so i made myself throw up on him and hit a back country jump. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI joined breakfast club the other week. MLIP
ReplyDeleteChristmas is nearly here!! My life is so pro right now! MLIP
ReplyDeletei met chug life and cheese and bone.
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I prebanged his afterbang. MLIP
ReplyDeletei bunny hop everything and tail tap little kids in skischool
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i tech deck everything and tell skateboarders theyre pussy..
ReplyDeleteand im wasted
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i nose pressed a rail for shits and giggles while waiting for my bus..mlip
ReplyDeleteyesterday i was killin redbull and vodkas when this chick asked why my tee was so long and i said it was the only thing that could hide my monster dong
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i was tryin to skate but these skank bitches kept trying to start a convo with me. i spit on one of them then and told the other to fuck off, then acid dropped a stair wall.....then dropped acid
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i was making some crystal in my basement when some skank ho started hitting on me so i told that bitch to fuck off and then broke a new tray of ice and smoked it all
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i smoke rock
ReplyDeleteI was skiing with some hot chick and I told her to lipslide my rail, and she did. MLIP.
ReplyDeleteI have liam downey, alex schlopy, and matt walkers number in my cellular phone.
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i rode the liftie
ReplyDeletei slapped the ski patroller with a bag of rocks. mothfucka got knocked the fuckout. my rock are now smokable with a shard of harrdnoks and shitty saunwyte fags
ReplyDeleteI have a huge penis.
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I afterbang everything and anything.
ReplyDeleteGot in a rollover car accident coming down from the mounitan. Then afterbanged it with a broken leg.
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i afterbanged sex last night. MLIP
ReplyDeleteI 810'd off a side walk today MLIP
ReplyDeletei did a backflip MLIP
ReplyDeletei was bangin this slut from brek and she said my tee was too tall so i chugged a redbull and crushed it on her forehead and told her "cheeaaatttttt"
ReplyDeletei am very respectful and know the rules of the mountain as well as my fellow skier, i enjoy when there is an exuberant amounts of fresh snowfall and a lovely blue sky
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landed a double pits to chesty....MLIP
ReplyDeleteI love lamp.
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^lul
ReplyDeleteI've got a 10 yard cum shot range. MLIP
ReplyDeletegot voted rookie of the year in freeskier!!! for the 3rd year in a row... mylifeispro
ReplyDeleteI afterbanged chad's gap so hard.... it blew up.
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